you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.
that is a raccoon
(Source: looo-ch, via tyleroakley)
I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????
is that a cup wearing pants
is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE
Is giraffe pringles getting fingered?!
"I’m writing a play about the nature of truth, and how difficult it is to convey the truth when everybody is speaking a different language. For example, the word ‘terrorist’ and the word ‘freedom fighter’ are used to refer to the exact same people at the exact same time. With everyone speaking differently, truth is almost impossible to agree upon. Yet believing in the existence of truth is the only thing that keeps us from devolving into tribal warfare. Because without the existence of truth, the person who is most powerful becomes the person who is right."
What an interesting fellow
"One of the magical things about theater is that it gathers a crowd of people in a quiet space, and each member of the audience gets to see how people respond differently to the different things being said on stage. The person next to you will laugh at something that you’d never think of laughing at, and you’ll get a glimpse into all the different ways of viewing the world. Unfortunately, so much theater today is less nuanced. It gives you a large dose of one way of thinking, in hopes of getting as many of the same type of people into the theater as possible."
The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself. — Mark Twain (via chriscolfher)
(Source: wordsnquotes, via petrak)